Shablam!

Well, I didn't see Henman, (thank god) but I did have some god awful rice. It appeared on my plate and I was afraid, I thought my life would end. I did attempt to force the evil 'food' down my throat, but it made me feel ill so I dumped it in the bin. Now that I think about it though, I could've fed a 3rd World family for a year with it!

I am currently watching 'Tears Of The Sun'. It's an army film with Bruce Willis, I'll tell you what it's like later on. I might watch School Of Rock (again) later as well, but that depends whether I'm in the mood to rock. What am I talking about? I'm always in the mood to rock!

My new objective in life is to be a hero. Maybe not a superhero like I spoke about before, just a normal hero. I think I'll go out looking for trouble, just so I can defend myself and anyone else in danger, then maybe I'd be on the news. Actually, screw the news, I want my face to be carved into the moon, a bit like Mount Rushmore, but bigger. Huge in fact. I'd have to decide what sort of face I would want put on the moon though, It would be funny to have a cheesey grin, but it would look silly after a while. I'd probably end up pulling a 'moony' since it's the moon and all. I wonder if the world would allow that, I mean everyone would have to look at my ass every night! I don't know whether it would be possible, but I would like to have my act of heroism made into a cartoon, then carved into the moon. It would have to be made funny though, well, at least funnier than Dilbert, that show sucks. I need to become a hero first though, anyone fancy risking their life so I can save them?