It's Been A While...Maybe Too Long

Trains suck. Today I had to sit on one for one and a half hours. That might not seem like too long, but when you are on your own...It's very boring. That brings me along to my next point...How cool mp3 players are. I probably would've been even more bored without my trusty steed (I mean mp3.) In case you were wondering, I was on a train because I was on my way back from my bro's house in Kent. I can't tell you anymore, it's confidential.

I've also just discovered a new planet. I've decided to call it 'Fandabidozilydangly'. It's a giant planet...Although it is only about 3/10 the size of the Earth. It also has arms...And legs....And a head. I'm not sure if I have discovered a new planet, no, I'm sure I haven't. It's the fat kid from across the street.

This is an artist's impression of what Fandabidozilydangly might look like.

As you can see, it is very hard to distinguish whether 'it' is a human or a planet. I was fooled for at least 30 seconds. Fat people, who would've guessed it.

In other news, my band, Asphalt Strike have decided on a final logo, although if anyone would like to send us a better logo, it would be greatly received. Take a look and tell us what you think...I made it all by myself, go me! Obviously, the actual logo is better quality than this, so don't bother whinging about that.

Also, there have been no sightings of the escaped convict, Cheeks The Bum Bandit or his accomplice, Krusty Kling On. They are believed to have successfully escaped. I'll keep you updated on this story as I hear about it.